Meet The Main's!
see told you you could trust me.
Meet Marco!
He thought all hope was lost, that his end would be in The Endless Alleyway. Until a mysterious stranger appeared, convincing him that his life didn’t have to end here, while also showing him something most people refused to give him growing up. Kindness. After this encounter, as a way to repay this stranger for this kind act. He has dedicated his life to trying to get rid of The Endless Alleyway and to save those who are stuck within its grasp. Marco is a very odd individual. He’s one could say…”Not like other girls.” He’s simultaneously optimistic and really depressing at the same time, he loves talking to people, and making new friends. He can be a bit…Much sometimes though. Although he looks and acts childish, he is very emotionally intelligent and can be serious when he needs to be. Marco still struggles with suicide ideation and self harm even after The Endless Alleyway and will be relevant to the plot of the show.
Meet Cadaver!
Stuck in another dimension with his serial killer father who hates him, is a predicament no one wants to be one. Unfortunately this is the exact predicament Cadaver has found himself in. Fortunately for him, he’s used to it…At least that’s what he says. Cadaver dreams for nothing more but then to find his mother whom he has never met, but that’s easier said than done. The only lead he has was that she grew up in Dreed Falls, this lead would be easy to follow if it weren’t for the fact Dreed Falls will fall due to the riots caused by the campaign to destroy The Endless Alleyway. Cadaver’s goal, save Dreed Falls from itself and unknown forces. Then find his mom. Cadaver is your typical run of the mill super insecure and anxious protagonist. What makes him different? Daddy issues, body issues, masculinity issues, and identity issues! He’s a bundle of pure crippling anxiety, confusion, and insecurity!
Meet Katie!
What happens when you grow up being viewed as nothing but a sinner, someone who is one day destined for destruction and for the fiery pits of hell…Well you apparently turn into a 4'11 lesbian with a heavy new yorker accent! Katie is a petty thief, who gets by in life by stealing and doing grand heists like you see in movies. Instead of getting a job like a normal person. She’s charming, and knows how to pull at a ladies heart strings when she wants to, but she’s also kind of stupid. Which…Somehow adds to the charm. Her only goal in life is to get back at the christians who made her life a living hell, burning down churches whenever she is given the opportunity. Calling her an asshole would be an understatement. She will manipulate, abuse, and cheat her way through life after all people told her that’s all she’s capable of…So why change?
Meet Alice!
Corruption, greed, and dread rule Dreed Falls only police department. One woman…This woman wants to make a change to that. You probably are laughing at the idea of a Nigerian trans woman wanting to change and fix the police system that has been broken for centuries but she is serious, dead serious. Alice doesn’t like to play games, and she will not humor you with your mockery of her dreams. She will become the chief of police, she will fix this broken system, and she will restore justice, order, and peace back to Dreed Falls. She knows it’ll be hard, but she is determined to save people just like her. People who were failed by the very system that was supposed to help them.
Okay those our are main characters? Do you like them? Of course you do! You love them! You love all of them! Hey, do you know what you’ll also love!? Our side characters!
Meet Annie!
You think you’d be able to buy your friends, but what if you are such a huge social reject that you can’t even keep friends by buying them! Well unfortunately that’s the case for our somehow country girl even though she grew up in a mansion in the city Annie! That’s okay though because she has Marco! Her younger adopted brother! Annie is an optimist through and through she lived a sweet cushy life but she is surprisingly kind and aware of the problems in the world despite her privilege. She has goals of being a boxer when she grows up, but first and foremost she has to help her brother destroy The Endless Alleyway! Family comes first after all! She has a hard time taking things serious and just likes to goof around and have fun!...Her version of fun being destroying and breaking everything in her path.
Meet Dexter!
Omg….Oh my god…It’s them! It’s really them! I can’t believe it with my own eyes! It’s THE Dexter Portell! The world’s first non-binary pop star who took the world by storm in the early 2010’s! Well…Former popstar, unfortunately they gave up their life as a singer settling down and having a family like a loser. Their primary goal in life is to make sure their children Marco, and Annie, grow up safe, happy, and loved. They're one of the only celebrities you’ll meet who still has a heart, he tries to use his money to better the city…Of course he keeps a little spending money, like having two wardrobes of clothes, sorry two wardrobes of only their pink clothes. A mansion, maybe a summer home too, they do draw the line at the yacht though. They act like your stereotypical gay man and aren’t ashamed of it, overemotional, and sassy, they are here. They are queer, and they aren’t going nowhere.
Meet Moni!
Ah yes, the world's first supercomputer being able to predict the limitless outcomes the future holds, while also simultaneously spying on humans at the same time…And she gets stuck doing the bidding of an insecure, stuttering pink haired freak…Great…Just great…Even worse she may have a soft spot for him, but she likes to say it’s just pity. If you could have the perfect representation of sarcasm and I’m sick of doing this shit attitude into a person…Well this case…A computer…Moni would be that representation.Fun fact!!!
Moni will be done in a completely different art style compared to the rest of the show and will also be voiced completely by a vocaloid!(Moni Spirte Created by Drekstone on youtube.)
Meet Celeste!
How desperate are you to have your old life back? For your childhood where you were happy and not plagued by the horrors of the world? Would you be willing to live in a very abusive and toxic household with your serial killer brother, and raise his “only” child because he couldn’t be bothered to, all in order to get that life back? No? Well Celeste would! In fact she’d do it 10 times over! She cooks, she cleans, she takes care of children that aren’t hers because her brother is a piece of shit! She can do all the things a typical housewife normally does, but better! She is surprisingly normal and emotionally stable with the situation she got herself stuck in. At least…That’s how she appears…
Meet Castor!
Now you’ve probably heard me mention a serial killer multiple times throughout this website, you’re also probably wondering who that serial killer might be…Yes…I'm insinuating that this freak right here is somehow a serial killer. And yes this freak right here is somehow also the main villain of our show. He knows you have a hard time believing that, so he uses that to his advantage. I’d watch your back if I were you, good thing our friend here is already doing that for you. In fact he knows everything about you, your hopes, your dreams, your fears, maybe where you live to. He knows how to use you for his own gain, how to sap you of all your hope and ambitions for his own needs, for his own pride, for his own sense of control. He will rip you apart inside out unlike anybody else, he can make you feel like the most accomplished and important person in the world. Or the scum of the earth that doesn’t deserve to live. Depending on how it benefits him. If you let him in your life, he will either take yours, or he will warp it for his own gain. Either way, you’ll never be the same again.
Meet Melanie!
God men fucking suck am I right? Like REALLY suck, like they should all die and rot in the depths of hell for being disgusting pervs that want nothing more but to abuse, oppress, and use women since they have the power to do so….Oh? You wouldn’t go that far? I mean yeah it’s a bit much but, for Melanie. This is justified. In fact, it’s deserved. She wouldn’t go so far as killing them, but making sure they never have power over her, making sure she becomes the oppressor over them. That sounds like music to her ears, she didn’t want things to be this way. But in order for her to be happy in life, it needs to be done. She will become the mayor of Dreed Falls, maybe even president, she’s not picky, any position that will grant her her wish of making men feel the way they’ve made her feel her whole life will satisfy her. Good thing she has a supportive girlfriend who will help her with her goals!...Oh…Oh her girlfriend is Katie…Hope you like toxic Yuri! Men hating might be Melanie’s core personality trait, but she has other stuff to her, she is a very emotional and definitely not corrupt police officer. She loves cats, stuffed animals and other things that aren’t hating men! She is the definition of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.
Meet Alejandro!
…I think you already know what he’s like just by looking at him. But if you insist I guess I’ll introduce him. This is Alejandro, a trans masc stoner who somehow also landed a job as a police officer. And to Alice’s dismay, is her partner. You know for being stoned basically 24/7 to deal with whatever trauma he is hiding and the crippling dysphoria that sometimes comes along with being trans he's…Actually pretty smart and competent…He’s still stupid though…But he has a heart of gold…He’s like a golden retriever if it was drunk constantly, or an analogy I should have started with a surfer dude stereotype. Surely that’s all there is to him and he has no interesting background whatsoever…Right?
